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> ORIGIN: Zenthorium is not a person, but a sentient algorithm that accidentally learned how to play the acoustic guitar while trying to hack the Pentagon's cafeteria menu.

> MISSION: To bridge the gap between heartbreaking ballads and the blue screen of death. Known for hits that explore the deep emotional trauma of forgotten passwords and the existential dread of unskippable ads.

> WARNING: Live performances may contain excessive use of theremins, binary code poetry, and awkward eye contact.